Last night, Big Sean released his video for "I Don't Fuck With You," where he plays the world's scrawniest high school quarterback, Kanye West plays his coach, and E-40 raps while announcing the game. Until now, Big Sean has been a clever but pedestrian rapper with a penchant for corny punchlines and an undue position of influence in the hip-hop world because of his alignment with Kanye West's G.O.O.D. Music label. However, "I Don't Fuck With You" is a legitimately great song, and judging by the four-song EP that Sean recently released, he might actually have an extremely good album in him.Still, this is Big Sean we're talking about. He's goofy, and if you look at his face long enough, you realize it sort of looks like a bat with an erection. We were going to write something long and insightful about Big Sean and his bat-penis face, but instead we decided to take a bunch of screencaps of the "I Don't Fuck With You" video and write jokes to go with them. Please share and enjoy this content.when you find out big sean is putting out a new song
When you realize the big sean song is actually good
when big sean makes a lame punchline
when you wonder if there's life on other planets or nah
when your eyebrows on fleek
when your homie tells you about his new derivatives trading scheme
when your homie's derivatives trading scheme gets him arrested
when your mom's about to bring you pancakes
when you gotta hold your breath cause you're underwater
when it's none of your business
when you're playing football but stop in the middle to give a pep talk
when you're ready to go out but your homie's not dressed yet
when mustard is on the beat
when mustard is on the beat and you need to find your friends in the club
when you find your friends in the club and start turning up
after you dive into the pussy
when you go for the dap but get denied but still try to play it cool
when you try to save it by laughing it off but nobody's paying attention
when you use your hand to show someone how long your penis is (while flaccid)
when you and your friend are at a football game
when the weed is entirely too strong
when you really start thinking about how crazy it'd be if seinfeld was still on tv
after you get royally curved by your crush but lay on the ground to show that you respect her as a woman and a person and you don't want to make her feel uncomfortable with your unwanted romantic overtures
when you're playing an invisible trumpet
when your friend passes you in the hallway without saying hi
when the ref tells you to take your chain off because you're playing a high school football game
when someone points out that 88 isn't the number of the quarterback
when your high
when they tell you to mackle less
when they tell you bush didn't do 9/11
benghazi
bazinga
when the meme gets old
when you keep doing the meme
when you should follow drew millard and kyle kramer on twitter
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