Ever since Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger announced their engagement and posed for the cover of Hello! magazine, the world has been doing mini-barfs at the faintest sight of the Canadian superstars. It’s a weird union, but it also makes complete sense. They are two of the richest, most hated rock stars. Both of their crafts are crap.
When Avril and Chad announced their engagement, they decided to drop the news on Avril’s ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner’s birthday. We are almost positive Brody Jenner did not care. However, maybe Avril’s ex-husband, Sum 41 frontman Derek Whibley, did care? I mean, why the fuck else would he dress up as Avril and Chad for Halloween? Whibley went as his ex-wife, while his friend Ari Cooper was Chad Kroeger.
OH MY GOD.
Normally, this kind of thing would be considered juvenile and immature, but in this case, it’s kind of hilarious. The best part is that Chad Kroeger even tweeted about it. He tried to act “cool,” but by even acknowledging the costume, we know he was pissed.
Hey Deryck loved the costumes! we were going to dress up as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes haha! -CK
— Nickelback (@Nickelback) October 28, 2012
I remember going to a gun range once and the instructor told me that a lot of guys bring pictures of their ex-wives to shoot at. This is kind of like that, but instead of guns, the ammo is the cold, hard truth that Chavril is nothing more than an international joke.
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