Earlier today, we took to Twitter to find out what song you lost your virginity to. Your answers...really bummed us out.
@noiseymusic 4'33, followed by about that much time of solid weeping.— Dongstoevsky (@dongstoevsky) January 24, 2013
“@noiseymusic: Hey guys! What song did YOU lose your virginity to?”Virginity by Vybz Kartel. I'm serious.— Rich Britton (@BlacSuedeChucz) January 24, 2013
@noiseymusic Dave Matthews Band - "Drive In, Drive Out"— Jeremy D. Larson (@jeremydlarson) January 24, 2013
@noiseymusic slayer - raining blood— shimapan swagger (@lovelessLP) January 24, 2013
@noiseymusic "video games"— Hanson O'Haver (@HansonOHaver) January 24, 2013
@noiseymusic just kidding there wasn't any music playing (didn't want the car's battery to die)— Hanson O'Haver (@HansonOHaver) January 24, 2013
@noiseymusic NOT Postal Service!— Der Sascha (@DeutscheWorte) January 24, 2013
“@noiseymusic: Hey guys! What song did YOU lose your virginity to?” rape me - nirvana— LOLITA (@UrBBLolita) January 24, 2013
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