If Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Tim Curry from Rocky Horror Picture Show somehow got matched on OkCupid, went on a date at Cheesecake Factory, had sex, spent the afternoon together watching reruns of Knight Rider and Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, then spent the night together again, then made it official that they were, like, dating, then moved into a studio apartment in Austin together, then broke up after Nurse Ratched cheated on Tim Curry with Rockabilly Meatloaf, then got back together and finally got married, the wedding reception would probably look a lot like A Giant Dog's new music video for "Cleveland Steve," the first single off their upcoming album Bone.
Wow, that was all one sentence. A Giant Dog is a rock 'n' roll music band whose music songs make you feel like you are riding a horse that's riding a motorcycle through a dessert highway. No, I didn't spell desert wrong, I said dessert, because this highway is a desolate highway, but it cuts through an untamed land of candy, cakes, and confections.
AGD is currently real pregnant with a new album, and will be delivering this bundle of joy on February 15th, and it will be a natural birth with no anesthetics. Click this link to pre-order Bone.
In the meantime, check out the new video for "Cleveland Steve," exclusively here on Noisey.
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