Image by Joanne LeeBuilding shelvesTai chiMaking mint tea (his recipe is incredible)Building firesBoogie boarding; he always catches the perfect wave, which sprays up around him in a picturesque haloMeeting your parentsPlaying fetch with the dog at your family picnicComplimenting you on that outfit that you know is dope but because it's pretty simple you didn't think anyone would notice how cool you lookSpotting authentic antiquesMassageSkipping stonesContinued below…Grilling meatGrilling vegetablesOrdering at the barPicking out the perfect gift for his girlfriend's motherPainting wallsRiding a horseSmoking hookah and blowing smoke rings, although he only does it like once every couple yearsWhittlingBurning sage at the opportune momentPlaying catch with your younger cousin (his mitt is perfectly broken-in, aged leather)Changing the oil (he drives a vintage convertible)WhisperingLicking stampsChoosing the perfect sundae toppingsMaking you feel comfortable before you do mind-expanding drugs togetherPuzzlesPokerHorseshoesMaking omelettesLooking at artExplaining art to you in a way that doesn't make you feel stupidMinor household maintenanceHaving the perfect bottle of aged mezcal to offer his guests at that hour of the night when it's fully dark but there are still several hours before you have to part ways and the night still feels infinite and still and there's a healthy fire burning in the fire pitIdentifying different tree speciesBuilding a deckWeather-proofing a deckMaking coffee with an air press AND a French pressWindsurfingKnowing when everyone's getting tired and suggesting you leave at the perfect momentLetting you cry on his shoulderChanging a flat tireDecanting wineDecorating his living room with chairs with a that have a strong design element but are also insanely and unexpectedly comfortableIdentifying constellationsPicking blueberriesSmelling goodHammering nailsMowing the lawn (shirtless)Having a stack of biographies of notable but overlooked historical figures on his bedside tableShavingKnowing about a good secret swimming hole under a waterfallDrivingSexKyle Kramer is good at nothing. Follow him on Twitter.
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