Here’s What’s Cool and Not Cool at Warped Tour, According to Twitter

For better or worse, Warped Tour has changed a lot over the years. Gone are the days of green mohawks, chain wallets, and NOFX shirts. Warped Tour belongs to the kids now. And in an effort to understand the kids, we took to Twitter to find out what those dang ol’ kids are doing at Warped Tour.

For starters, an alarmingly high number of kids are defecating in their pants.

Also, some of the male attendees are getting boners.

Fortunately, most are doing the responsible thing with their boners and using condoms.

The ones who aren’t so cautious are contracting herpes.

(But for some of them, it’s just acne.)

Many of the female attendees are getting their periods. Some of them are bummed about it to the point of suicide.

While others are looking at the positive side of periods.

Some of them are not getting their periods at Warped Tour and are very happy about it.

Some are making huge sacrifices just to go to Warped Tour. This one is selling his bong.

This kid just missed out on hanging out with Congressman Kurt Schrader to go to Warped. Dang!

This kid is going in full LARP gear if he gets enough retweets, please RT.

He made it! (Even though he kinda half-assed it.)

Some Warped attendees are hanging out with their cool aunts.

Some Warped Tour trends will never die. Like bad tattoos.

But some trends are just taking off. Like vaping. Just check out these cool #vapeteens.

And Porta Potty selfies, those are cool too.

Some kids are seeing their first boobs at Warped Tour.

Some people are getting engaged!

While some are getting dumped.

Some kids think Warped Tour's security sucks.

Some think Warped Tour's traffic sucks.

Some think Warped Tour has sucked for a while, as far back as 2008.

Some think Warped Tour sucks ass and you’re all gay.

But for many, Warped Tour is the best day of their lives.

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Dan Ozzi and Tim Meehan are on Twitter, where all #cool #teens hang out.

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