JARED LETO IS ON SOME OTHER SHIT B. YOU'RE A PRETTY OKAY ACTOR MY GUY THIS WHOLE "I'M IN A ROCK BAND" SHIT IS WILD ANCILLARY MY NIGGA NAHMEAN YOU COULD PROLLY EAT OFF DOING MOVIES WHERE YOU STARE LOVINGLY INTO CAREY MULLIGAN'S EYES OR SOME SHIT. ARE THE NIGGAS IN THE BAND YOUR COUSINS THAT NEED JOBS? LISTEN MAN YOU CAN'T JUST BE HOLDING NIGGAS' HANDS THROUGH LIFE MY PAL. I UNDERSTAND THEY'RE FAMILY AND YOU LOVE THEM BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO MAKE ME LISTEN TO THIS "POWER POP NEO ALTERNATIVE" BULLSHIT MY NIGGA. YOU COULDA JUST MADE ALL THOSE NIGGAS YOUR PERSONAL CHEFS OR SOME SHIT.ALSO THE FIRST TRACK ON THIS SOUNDS LIKE DICK TRACY MUSICAL BURLESQUE SOUNDTRACK UNTIL THIS NIGGA COMES IN DOING HIS BEST WHISPER WHINE. THIS SHIT SOUNDS LIKE JARED RECORDED WHILE WEARING EYE SHADOW B. THIS IS DEFINITELY MALE SMOKEY EYE MUSIC. THIS IS MUSIC FOR NIGGAS WHO WHEN THEY PUT BOTH THEY HANDS IN THE AIR THEIR T-SHIRT GOES UP TO REVEAL A PIERCED BELLY BUTTON FAM. THIS IS MALE BARE MIDRIFF MUSIC. IF YOU WEAR FLIP FLOPS AND LIVE IN CONNECTICUT OR DELAWARE OR SOME SHIT AND HAVE A PRETTY DECENT JOB DOING SOMETHING BORING THAT PROVIDES YOU WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO COP WHATEVER YOU WANT WHEN YOU STEP INTO EXPRESS "FOR MEN" THIS IS YOUR LIFE SOUNDTRACK B.THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT WHITE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS THAT ARE NOT "WEIRD" OR "HIP-HOP" DEDICATE TO EACHOTHER B. THERE ARE APROXIMATELY 4057986 NIGGAS NAMED TYLER WELLERBY POSTING THIS ON SOME GIRL NAMED AMANDA HAYWORD'S FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW WITH THE CAPTION "I'LL NEVER STOP LUVING U BABE XD"JARED IS CONVEYING MAD HIGH POWERED RAW EMOTION ON THIS SHIT B BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE REAL EMOTION B. WHEN I LISTEN TO BEANIE SIGEL'S VERSE ON "THIS CAN'T BE LIFE" I FEEL REAL AUTHENTIC EMOTIONS NAHMEAN, PUT ON ANTONY SANTOS "ME QUIERO MORIR" THAT'S REAL EMOTION PLAYER. THIS NIGGA JARED RADIATING THAT HOT TOPIC EMOTION FAM I DON'T BUY IT MY PAL EVEN IF THE SONG TITLES ARE IN FRENCH B. THAT'S A CHEAT CODE, WRITING SHIT IN FRENCH ALWAYS MAKES SHIT LOOK EMOTIONAL AND DEPRESSING B. CHECK IT OUT."J'AIMERAIS PLAISIR A OBTENIR HAUT D'UNE FEMME BRESILIENNE"SEE I JUST SAID I WOULD LIKE TO GET TOP FROM A BRAZILIAN WOMAN BUT YOU AIN'T EVEN KNOW THAT IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ FRENCH B. THAT COULD BE TATTOOED ON THE CLAVICLES OF ANY WHITE BITCH YOU SEE AT THE MALL AND YOU WOULD THINK IT SAYS "LIFE IS SADNESS AND PAIN" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.I GIVE THIS SHIT 2 PILES OF DUTCHGUTS OUTTA 5 BECAUSE REQUIEM FOR A DREAM IS A CLASSICAL FILM B. BUT I THINK THIS MUSIC SUCKS. IT DON'T MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE IF NICHOLAS SPARKS IS WRITING A MOVIE RIGHT NOW AND THIS IS THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK SO JARED'S COUSINS ARE ABOUT TO EAT THE FINEST VEGAN CUISINE.
STANDOUT TRACK: YO FRENCH MONTANA & THE COKEBOYS "9000 WATTS" OFF THE COKEBOYS 3 (NWC) TAPE IS FUCKING HARD B. ALSO IF YOU WANNA REVISIT SOME OLD SHIT MAXWELL'S URBAN HANG SUITE ALBUM IS REALLY REALLY GOOD B. PARTICULARLY "TIL THE COPS COME KNOCKIN" IF YOU CAN'T GET A GIRL TO SMASH TO THAT YOU ARE COMPLETELY SWAGGERLESS.The Kid Mero is a noted humanitarian and dispenser of #KNOWLEDGE. He's on Twitter - @THEKIDMERO
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