Monica Heisey
The Infuriating Hubris of Men Who Want to Donate Their Dicks to a Penis Museum
The Icelandic Phallological Museum is a museum filled with penis specimens from all around the animal kingdom. Multiple men have offered to bequeath their dicks to it when they die, which strikes me as very presumptuous.
Where The Hell Did Henri Fabergé and The Adorables Go?
If you know anything about early 2000s Canadian indie, these guys were the bomb.
Dress Like Your Favorite Musician This Halloween
Take a break from being a slutty cat / slutty zombie bride/ slutty mummy this year with these ideas!
Hey Rich Kids! Music Videos Aren't Just A Hobby
Ready to watch the most obnoxious music video ever made?
A Whole Album Of One Minute Songs
Comedian Alana Johnston's "Self Esteem Party" only takes the good bits of pop songs.
Azari & III On Trannies And Toronto
And drop the CFCF remix of "Into The Night" exclusively for Noisey.